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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[motheringnation]

[Queen of forgetfullness is still in your house. Yeah December was a sucky month all that...Wait...crap. And you are now being engulfed in a crying hug that only sister can do]

Brother? Why did you not say it was your birthday? Ahh....am horrible big sister. Am sorry...

[kol_shevik]

[AWKWARD PATS successful guilting is successful.]

Is alright, Sister! Have greatest gift of all in that Sister is recognizing Union again.

[motheringnation]

[wipes eyes and sniffs. Wait ......when did she say...well at lest half of her people would be gla...no it wasn't....stall, stall, stall]

Should at least make brother a cake.

[Was that an agreement or a stall?...she's not sure]

[kol_shevik]

Would very much enjoy cake to celebrate Union! Is always good opportunity for cake.

[commie_island]

I'll be there for sure! I'll bring some flags and we can roast marshmellows over them or somethin' like that.

[kol_shevik]

Can go cut open all of the tires on cars of America in honor of glorious traffic jams of Moscow!

[commie_island]

[And he laughs at that.]

I like the way you think Comrade.

[kol_shevik]

Russia likes the way Russia thinks too.

Should use eggs or toilet paper for his house?

[candypl0x]

Day of...Traffic Policemen? Is there really holiday for that?

[kol_shevik]

Да. Of course. Is not as if Russia would make up silly holiday to try and take away importance of another even sillier holiday, because everyone is knowing that sillier holiday is not worth celebrating anyway.

[candypl0x]

There's more than one holiday coming up soon? [No really, she's dead serious about this. This is what happens when you live in a Japanese prison all your life.]

[kol_shevik]

Just one important one! So you are coming to Russia's party, Да~?

[rhymes_with_wit]

What, someone forget your birthday?

And really? Traffic Policemen? Why not pick a real holiday that falls on the third. We could always celebrate....Emancipation Day from the Virgin Islands. Or the anniversary of the liberation of Minsk in Belarus by the Soviets.

[....she knows a lot of random things...]

[kol_shevik]

Mm, perhaps, but is not only Russia's birthday that is important of course. There are others, but they are not quite as special.

Traffic Policemen Day is real holiday! And Sister is not here to celebrate second one.

[rhymes_with_wit]

That sucks. [No really, she feels your pain] Happy be-lated birthday then.

Really, in what country?

...wait....your sister? You're Russia right? Is your sister Belarus then?

[She's trying to work it out by accent]

[kol_shevik]

Да, Russia is Russia and little sister is Belarus but she is feeling ill right now, so should not startle her with surprise party.

[buildstherobots]

Well, I do like drinking.

[kol_shevik]

Is two of Russia's favorite things!

Drinking and ruining foolish plans of America and celebrating the hardworking Proletariat!