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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[braided_icarus]

...Haa?

[kol_shevik]

Is alright to give moment of silence for glory of Traffic.

Russia will wait.

[braided_icarus]

...What?

[kol_shevik]

You are feeling old enough to drink now, comrade?

[realhotinhell]

...
I don't know what kinda holiday yer talkin' about, Ruski, but right now, gettin' drunk sounds like a godsend.

[kol_shevik]

Russia has even made sure vodka is only causing temporary blindness this time.

[realhotinhell]

That's a fine precaution you've taken there. Temporary blindness is sure as hell better then the permanent kind.

[kol_shevik]

Да. If you are being blind, is hard to see where to aim for smug face of Capitalist. Is very entertaining when silly children are running into walls after only a few drinks though.

[thatsnotaknife]

Pretty sure my boss made me say happy birthday to you last year anyway, mate, and I wasn't even bloody here in December but traffic polis sound much more important so good onya!

[kol_shevik]

...How can be saying Happy Birthday to Russia last year if Russia was here last year? Did not know could be in two places at once.

[thatsnotaknife]

Well, boss made me send a card, maybe you didn't get it after all.

[kol_shevik]

Ah, must have been a very nice card. Russia is very much wishing to read it now. Would put in on refrigerator next to Latvia's!

[tuna_surprise]

Are you seriously throwing a party? Can I come?

[kol_shevik]

Entire town excluding foolish America is invited!

[tuna_surprise]

Okay, count me in! Should I bring something? Like maybe brownies or cupcakes?

[kol_shevik]

...Should bring both.

[dynamic_may_lee]

This is pretty reaching, even for you.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is reaching for nothing but the deserved recognition for Traffic Workers!

[dynamic_may_lee]

And stealing Al's thunder, right?

[kol_shevik]

Russia wants nothing to do with foolish Alfred, let alone his weather.