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[kol_shevik]

Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a

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[bawlingforsoup]

B-But I'm g-going to M-Mister America's p-party...

I-I didn't forget any b-birthdays.

[kol_shevik]

...Latvia? You are saying something~? Russia is having trouble hearing you over the droning sound of screams of oppressed workers! You are wishing to try again, Да?

[bawlingforsoup]

I-I'm going to his p-party--!

[kol_shevik]

You are going to Russia's party~? How nice of you to say so, comrade, but should not worry! Russia already has seat for you.

[vaimoksein]

It would be even better to celebrate both!

[Has no qualms about throwing this festival. IT'S A HOLIDAY. LET'S MAKE UP SOME WEIRD FESTIVAL ON THE 5TH AND CELEBRATE THAT TOO!]

[kol_shevik]

Russia's birthday last and Russia's birthday this year early? Да! Is a very good idea! Then can celebrate again on proper day!

[vaimoksein]

But I gave you a present last year.... and December isn't that far away!

[kol_shevik]

Russia is not planning on spending next birthday here, so if little Finland is still being stuck in silly town would want to make sure Russia is getting present now.

[rogue_crow]

Do you have decent alcohol? What I have found so far in this place is...beneath my country's standards, to put it politely.

To put it less than politely, I am fairly sure this is what we water our pigs with in Antiva. Pigs that are being punished for something.

[kol_shevik]

Drink of America is tasting like rainwater. Rainwater that has already been drunk once.

Russia's is far better, and will make promise that burning is stopping after first hour or so.

[rogue_crow]

Hmm...normally I prefer brandy. What do you have?

[kol_shevik]

Vodka.

And vodka with bacon in it, but Russia would not advise trying that again.

[glasscaseflower]

...What's Traffic Policeman day?

[kol_shevik]

Important holiday to celebrate the influence and hard work of Traffic Police! And is also day to remember forgotten birthdays, Да?

[glasscaseflower]

Ah, I'm sorry someone had forgotten yours, sir. It seems impolite.

[kol_shevik]

Very unkind.

Russia had to make own cake.

[katto_katto]

Hmm...and what about the "fireworks" some people may put up on Sunday? Won't they ruin it?

[kol_shevik]

Should use them on Saturday instead.

[katto_katto]

Or we set them to blow up on Sunday right in their faces