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[kol_shevik]

[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]

алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?

One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children

Comments

[silno_pyanstvo]

Comrade did not read through plan before broadcasting it to whole town? Roshia would have expected better from you.

[kol_shevik]

What plan? Russia is knowing of no plan!

[That paper is being ripped into smaller and smaller pieces.]

[silno_pyanstvo]

Then what was point of calling entire town?

[kol_shevik]

Was offering help to only hard-working comrades!

So you may hang up now, bye-bye.

[spiritsmoking]

....I fucking knew you were enjoying this, you fat bastard.

[and she entirely blames Russia for her "career", too. don't ask how. she just does.]

What did the moron do now?

[kol_shevik]

Report has diagrams.

[spiritsmoking]

[...and suddenly, she likes America so much more than she did.]

You aren't joking, are you.

[kol_shevik]

Report can be saying to shove them into the Capitalist.

that sounded like surprise buttsex, ngl

[steel_massifail]

[[cool story bro to most of what he's hearing, but that angry outburst was surprising]]

...Are you alright?

i'm not sure the beet shredder is exactly conducive to that sort of thing.

[kol_shevik]

Да, comrade.

Never better.

[raven_daughter]

Please don't. I have to de-clog it, and I imagine that would make it a lot harder.

go away y key

[kol_shevik]

Head is quite empty, so Russia is sure will be ground up into nothing very quickly. Will not make big mess for you, comrade.

you go away

[raven_daughter]

Oh, thank you so much.

[bored sarcasm. you countries suck. except England.]

nooo ;A; [1/2]

[kol_shevik]

You are welcome!

[kol_shevik]

Of course Russia is Russia. Why would Russia not be Russia?

[kol_shevik]

Always so demanding of Russia. What is it that you are wanting? Have already said - do job, and be keeping mouth quiet and will be fine.