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[kol_shevik]

[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]

алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?

One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children

Comments

[kol_shevik]

...Heeeeeeej!

[kol_shevik]

You are being in waste-bin? Should perhaps climb out of it, comrade.

[tuna_surprise]

Russia, is this really what your house was like in the fifties?

[kol_shevik]

Mm? It is the 50s, comrade. Is not a "was."

[tuna_surprise]

I'm from 2010. And my house didn't open relations with yours until the seventies.

[kol_shevik]

Russia's 2010 will be very different from what you are thinking you remember, comrade.

Going to change history.

[numanstan]

... How're y'gonna shove magnets up your aaungh?

[kol_shevik]

Ah--

Russia does not know.

[thief_of_truth]

Mr. Russia! Are you authorized to give me permission to acquire and hang communist propaganda posters? I got started yesterday, but apparently I didn't go through proper procedure or something.

[kol_shevik]

...Russia does not remember if filled out proper forms for that. Actually, Russia did not fill out any forms at all.

Perhaps something is wrong.

[thief_of_truth]

Well, um, can you give me permission, then? I still have a couple thousand to hang up before tomorrow morning.

[kol_shevik]

But Russia is not boss! Should ask boss.

[motheringnation]

[....isn't speaking in the third person. Danger, danger]

Brother?

What...happened?

[kol_shevik]

Should not worry, Sister!

Russia will be sure to thoroughly clean Beet Shredder so poisonous blood of Capitalist does not contaminate food.

[motheringnation]

[....]

V..very good.

You are sure though....brother is fine?

[kol_shevik]

Can make borscht out of pulped head and feed it to pigs!