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[kol_shevik]

[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]

алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?

One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children

Comments

[armywithcountry]

I still don't get what capitals
Have to do with anything.
But I'm going to conquer them!
Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!
Also, that plan sounds fine to me.
And that makes three poems!
This poetry thing's pretty easy, isn't it?
Or maybe I'm just a natural genius.

[Why yes, Prussia thinks poetry is just putting random pauses in between sentences.]

[kol_shevik]

Russia is liking the line with the laughing! Is very rhythmic. But perhaps need more Glory for the Motherland?

[armywithcountry]

[Deep breath.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Who the hell's the Motherland?
Only glory I need is for me!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kol_shevik]

Ah~! But you are being part of Union, comrade, so should know by now that we are sharing our glory very evenly by giving it all to Russia first.

The framing is very nice though!

[fuelefficient]

....Russia-san?

[kol_shevik]

...Does comrade Japan know where Russia can find some magnets?

[fuelefficient]

Why should that be a question, comrade Russia? Of course the party would supply you magnets when you need them.

[hurf durf]

[kol_shevik]

Have perhaps been temporarily misplaced and being used for important Party work.

[Action!] Where better to find bottles of vodka?

[heartstar_blues]

[Guess who is breaking in!

No, he's not here to save Capitalism. He's here for your Vodka! Ignoring everything else and heading straight for the pantries.

This commie has a job to do.]

[Action] but they are already probably drunk!!

[kol_shevik]

[Watches silently as Captain walks straight through the tiny apartment.

So.

Very.

Silently.]

[Action!] Oh Noes!

[heartstar_blues]

[Just rummaging around, probably not even noticing Russia until he gets frustrated.]

☠☠☠☠! What the ☠☠☠☠? Don't scare a guy like that...

[Action]

[kol_shevik]

What is that you are doing, comrade?

[rogue_crow]

[Yeah, Zevran only has the vaguest idea of what most of Russia's chatter was all about.

But he is pretty crystal clear on the last bits. And laughing. A lot. He's sure the week's going to get much worse as it goes on, but the first couple days have just been endless amusement for him and he's making the most of this entertainment.]

[kol_shevik]

Russia is also very happy with dream of America's head turning into beet-colored paste.

[rogue_crow]

[It takes a few moments for Zevran's laughter to die down enough to ask - ] America? I had heard that was a country. Is it a name, as well? [Sorry, Russia, he's not from an Earth-based world and he hasn't even heard much of personified countries yet, so you're probably going to have some amusing misunderstandings with him in the next few minutes.]

[kol_shevik]

Да. Is name of the country.

[is_an_island]

Shove them up your aaungh?

How absolutely dreadful.

[kol_shevik]

Would little England wish to be test run?

[is_an_island]

Bloody hell, what's with you and my arse?

Get away from there.

[kol_shevik]

Is ... 'aaungh.'

Not the other thing.