[obligatory drunken antics post;]

[kol_shevik]

[ Over the course of the afternoon, Russia has called you, your neighbor, and your mother's sister's dog. 20 times each. Then ten more times just to make sure. Half of the messages are simply heavy breathing.

Five minutes of heavy breathing into the phone. On your answering machine. Now that he's drunk enough to completely knock out his

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private;

[lotuslife]

[have. some quiet breathing in return.]

private;

[kol_shevik]

[We can just mouth-breathe at each other all day.]

private;

[lotuslife]

[yeah that works

breathe

breathe

breathe]

private;

[lotuslife]

[exhaaaaale]

...You know... whose fault it is...

[it's not America's.]

[supersizedpower]

I didn't take anybody.

[kol_shevik]

Shut up.

Should give them back.

[supersizedpower]

You're being stupid.

[kol_shevik]

Is not Russia who is stupid one!

Should give them back.

[oh_deer_me]

What is a "Russia"?

[kol_shevik]

[A brief pause.]

A Russia is a Russia. A me.

[oh_deer_me]

Oh, I see! I'm a Giselle! It's very nice to meet you.

[kol_shevik]

A Giselle is listening to Russia, Да?

[bawlingforsoup]

M-Mister Russia... I-I'm still here...

[kol_shevik]

Ah.

Latvia. Should stay there.

[You are the un-favorite.]

[bawlingforsoup]

...Y-Yes, Mister Russia.

[Everyone likes Lithuania he always gets attention, Mister Poland never leaves him alone he's my brother go away Poland, go away Mister Russia pay attention to me]

[kol_shevik]

Should stay exactly where Russia has put you.

[no wait just kidding come back]

[repeatsalvation]

If those who have cannot hold on to what they possess, they deserve to be those who have not.

[kol_shevik]

But when Russia is holding on too tightly, little things are breaking.

[repeatsalvation]

Then he should learn to control his grip.

[kol_shevik]

Hmm, silly voice knows nothing of Russia or holding onto little things. Should not say such things to Glorious Motherland.