Comments | kol_shevik: [один]

kol_shevik

[один]

Aug 22, 2010 00:06

Ah.

Привет, Mayfield.

Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?

Да.

[ dial

tone. ]

[ oh wait--]

And be returning Russia's ( Read more... )

my bed is much harder, you smell, i am 12 what is this, my underwear is much itchier, it is not a security blanket

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wise_king August 22 2010, 04:11:58 UTC

You would like a scarf?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:14:25 UTC

Is not a scarf.

Is Russia's scarf. Mayfield is probably leaving traces of sickening disease in soft and warm threads.

wise_king August 22 2010, 04:15:23 UTC

There's a difference?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:17:24 UTC

Да. Russia's is Russia's.

Was gift from sister, and not gift for Mayfield.

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seniorfilia August 22 2010, 04:15:47 UTC

They took your underwear?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:18:14 UTC

Russia has looked and underwear is not being same ones that Russia has gone to bed in.

seniorfilia August 22 2010, 04:20:07 UTC

It's all the same, non? All the clothes here are ugly and uncomfortable.

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:24:20 UTC

Russia's clothes are the most comfortable, so would very much like them back.

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convallariaceae August 22 2010, 04:18:52 UTC

My my, there's a voice I haven't heard in quite a while.

Missing your scarf again, are you?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:21:14 UTC

. . . Ah, is very strange how memory is working.

Russia is not remembering first theft until just now.

convallariaceae August 22 2010, 04:43:28 UTC

Hmm...how odd.

Did you happen to return home for a time?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:52:08 UTC

Perhaps Russia is forcing self to forget hideous town so would not be distracted from important duties at home.

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resurrectinto August 22 2010, 04:20:41 UTC

You're back.

Are you still on fire?

[That... could be hope. Or it could be your imagination.]

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:23:45 UTC

On fire? Mm . . . not that Russia can feel right now.

resurrectinto August 22 2010, 04:24:37 UTC

Sucks. That was kind of cool.

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:25:51 UTC

When is Russia being on fire? Do not remember that at all. Would have felt the itching.

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discoinfernorz August 22 2010, 04:26:08 UTC

[o russia. may or may not be sounding even more smug than usual!]

Back so soon?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 04:30:20 UTC

[ oh hey I remember that smug asshole voice ]

. . . You are still being here?

discoinfernorz August 22 2010, 05:10:43 UTC

Unfortunately so. [doesn't sound very phased by it, he's been here so long.]

What could you have done to merit a droning this time?

kol_shevik August 22 2010, 05:26:46 UTC

Drone? Everyone is calling Russia this, but Russia does not remember at all.

Perhaps was only a dream last time, and Russia has fallen asleep again.

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