[один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah.

Привет, Mayfield.

Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?

Да.

[ dial

tone. ]

[ oh wait--]

And be returning Russia's

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[armywithcountry]

Oh. You're back. [SO DISAPPOINTED. He was looking forward to setting your drone on fire.]

You talking about that sissy scarf you wear all the time? Huh, I think I saw it somewhere . . .

[kol_shevik]

Where.

[armywithcountry]

I don't know. Some chick had it, I think. I was kinda drunk. And also distracted by your burning corpse. Why?

[kol_shevik]

But why is little bird having Russia's scarf and why are comrades asking if Russia is currently on fire perhaps you are extremely drunk, citizen.

1/2

[spiritsmoking]

[. . . what?]

[spiritsmoking]

...so you remember this hellhole?

[oddly enough, her voice is fairly neutral, and almost cold.]

[kol_shevik]

Would be very silly of Russia to forget, comrade.

[spiritsmoking]

[tch.]

You've been gone for weeks, you moron. You were a goddamn drone!

[she's waiting, though, to see just how much he actually remembers.]

[fearthefool]

[Russia won't be born until some sixty-odd years after Clopin's canon, so as far as he's concerned, Russia is someone's name]

I'm sorry to tell you we've all lost something of value, comrade, and not because of the greed of our captors. It is a test we must face, and the victors will be the only ones to win back their belongings.

[kol_shevik]

[aiyaaaah]

Russia is knowing how silly game is working! Wasted year playing for disgusting town--

Was just a long time ago.

[fearthefool]

How fortunate for you that Clopin is here to remind you.

[kol_shevik]

You are being Clopin, comrade? Perhaps you are telling Russia how to spell this, Да?

[repeatsalvation]

Having trouble with keeping things from slipping out of your grip again, are we?

[kol_shevik]

Russia is very sure to not let any of his comrades stray! How silly of you to suggest~!

[repeatsalvation]

No, just your scarf this time. Which is far less serious, I should think.

[kol_shevik]

Should not worry. Russia will be finding it very soon! Even in silly Mayfield town which is probably a dream, he has many comrades who will help him search.

[muskatli]

I didn't need to know about the underwear.

[kol_shevik]

But is being very strange feeling to wake up in underwear that is not your own.

[muskatli]

Well, yes, perhaps-- But shouldn't that be the least of your concerns?

[kol_shevik]

Is concern that Russia is noticing first.