[один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah.

Привет, Mayfield.

Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?

Да.

[ dial

tone. ]

[ oh wait--]

And be returning Russia's

Comments

[worrywarting]

Maybe you misplaced it?

The scarf, I mean. Not the underwear...

[kol_shevik]

Russia has already checked to make sure is not wearing it backwards. And checked in mirror to make sure did not forget was already wearing.

[worrywarting]

Do you need help looking for it? Oh! I'm sure it could be in the washing machine or under the bed or maybe someone stole it but I'm sure that's not a possibility to worry about at all.

[kol_shevik]

Russia has checked bed and couch and washing machine and Latvia's house and Да would like help.

[knifehand]

...Brother, you...you are back.

[kol_shevik]

Weather is being very nice today, sister.

[knifehand]

...I thought you had left for good.

[kol_shevik]

. . . Would not leave sisters behind.

[motheringnation]

[Yeah...being engulfed in a teary hug.]

Brother...you are back!

[kol_shevik]

[Awkward back pats.]

D-do not cry, sister. Russia does not even remember leaving.

[motheringnation]

Was so worried about you.

[And is ending hug to look you over properaly]

You are alright? You were not hurt?

[kol_shevik]

Russia is fine--

Is forgetting how small tiny houses are.

[commie_island]

Oh you're back now are you? Glad to hear it.

[kol_shevik]

. . . Russia is not, comrade.

[commie_island]

Of course not. This place is still shit.

[kol_shevik]

You are not happening to have any missiles on you know, would you comrade?

[no_bullying]

You lost your scarf?

[kol_shevik]

Was stolen.

[no_bullying]

Stolen? Oh my~ you should make them give it back, then!

[kol_shevik]

Mayfield is very afraid of might of Russia. Will return it soon.