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[kol_shevik]

 [ Instead of filters, Russia has chosen the time-tested of method of "maybe if I whisper really loudly into the phone, no one will know it is me." ]

If a friend of Rus-- mine is is needing to speak to his children about proper conduct with Nice Socialist Boys, where should friend be starting? And how are you properly phrasing such things? Rus-- He

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[lotuslife]

...Why...?

[kol_shevik]

Russia's friend is only wishing to raise children properly and despite having many children this is not bit he is being very familiar with.

[lotuslife]

Is it really necessary? The children here are not our real ones.

[kol_shevik]

Russia's children are really his children! From Russia!

[thief_of_truth]

...What, you mean the sex talk?

[kol_shevik]

Being a Motherland is very difficult work.

[thief_of_truth]

I could show her how to put a condom on if you want. Using protection is always important!

[kol_shevik]

This will not be necessary and should be keeping such products away from Russia's children and just because Russia is making them does not mean that Russia is encouraging them to be used by his children.

[muskatli]

...Nice Socialist Boys?

[kol_shevik]

Any Capitalist Boys even thinking unclean thoughts will be immediately ground into a блин.

[muskatli]

You shouldn't stop in the way of true love! Love or physical attraction knows no political affiliation!

[kol_shevik]

But Russia is being one with the tank! So can stop wherever Russia is wishing.

[starshots]

[outside, playing in the tank like a good little girl]

[kol_shevik]

[COMES OUT TO OBSERVE]

Ah-- be careful not to scratch the paint.

[starshots]

I won't. I'm going to teach myself how to drive it. [hits some random buttons idk...]

[kol_shevik]

[YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HIS FAT ASS MOVE THIS FAST IN YOUR LIFE AS HE LEAPS HALFWAY INTO THE TANK TO TURN IT OFF]

[angelic_meister]

[Hangs

up.]

[kol_shevik]

Ah--

[oh god

just in case . . .]

Russia is very sorry boss, but this is being important.

[angelic_meister]

Boss?

[Maka really should just hang up again. She really should.

But damn it even she has only so much self control. She's fourteen after all!!! Maybe she can learn something important about Suou's creepy mother father? She makes her voice deeper.]

Yes?

[kol_shevik]

So you are listening--

Да. Important for continuing to create strong children of Mother Russia.