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[kol_shevik]

 [ Getting into the Holiday Spirit is important! Which is why your friendly neighborhood drunk is currently out with his trusty paste bucket and burning Communist Spirit to lead the misguided children back!!

I even made you a choice of poster for the telephone poles, fences and windows of your house to be covered in because I am such a hard worker

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obvs at 1762

[lotuslife]

Wh--

Where did you get so many photos of this idiot woman?! [STARING]

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- Comrade? Is funny story that is being too long to tell right now.

[lotuslife]

She offends me just to look at! [ . . . ] A-ah, but she'll offend America, too...

[kol_shevik]

[Pretty much ignoring you and staring at the posters.]

. . . Ah-- Да, of course . . .

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[motheringnation]

[Watching]

.....are you having a Christmas party brother?

[kol_shevik]

. . . Was hoping mostly to have Capitalists defeating and Liberated Worker can celebrate on own time. Russia can not really be affording party right now.

[motheringnation]

Oh.

But we're going to celebrate our Christmas in January, right brother?

[kol_shevik]

Will celebrate New Year on New Year and will not be falling victim to machine that is Capitalist holiday.

[knifehand]

...[W-watching]

[kol_shevik]

[Busy slathering layers of paste and posters onto the walls of the Russian family home.

Hope you like Jane Fonda, sister.]

[knifehand]

[WHO THE HELL IS THAT]

It is good that you are not allowing the true meaning of Christmas to be distorted by capitalism, Brother.

[kol_shevik]

Was thinking perhaps on day of New Year's could put small explosive in mailbox of America!

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[gotmorbucks]

[Princess... has no idea what she's looking at. Except--]

New Years?!

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[kol_shevik]

[Oh it's the little thing that's been hanging around these past few days oh what is it doing here]

Is better day for celebration.

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[gotmorbucks]

Yeah, maybe for New Years.

Who would want to wait another week for presents?!

[kol_shevik]

The greatest gift is of free body and mind from the Capitalist shackles!

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[peonymarket]

Cake taste better than some stupid western present.

[says the chinaman on a bike carrying packages upon packages of the stuff]

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[kol_shevik]

[Begins trying to paste a poster onto your packages]

It is true, though there is being nothing sweeter than tears of defeating enemy. But cake is being very close second.

[peonymarket]

"Tear of defeated enemy" very low in stock at the moment, so sorr- aiyaaaah be stopping that!

[kol_shevik]

[TOO LATE, JANE IS NOW YOUR LITTLE HELPER CHINA CLAUS]

Now you are having Ice Maiden to help with deliveries.