[двадцать один]

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- is very embarrassing for it to be out on display like this.

Has anyone seen a heart that is not belonging to them? Could perhaps return to Russia now, окей?

[Awkward throat clearing okay here we go.] ...Please do not be getting it dirty. Is difficult to wash.

Comments

[supersizedpower]

...

What!

[kol_shevik]

...If America is finding it, must not touch it with filthy Capitalist hands! Should wear gloves or find a comrade who has not bathed in blood of innocents to carefully handle.

[supersizedpower]

Is this a joke?

[kol_shevik]

Hurt it and Russia will consider act of war and America may kiss his precious foolish treaty goodbye as it is becoming paper for dog's bed.

[hurtjustalittle]

...You're talking about something heart-shaped, I hope.

[kol_shevik]

They are making hearts in shapes other than shaped like heart?

[hurtjustalittle]

So it's a real heart then.

I don't care if you kill anyone, but at least bury the whole corpse once you're finished. Urg.

[kol_shevik]

Russia isn't dead! Heart is just misplaced why would Russia bury it?

[notatemplar]

What'll you trade for it?

[kol_shevik]

Should return it out of Good Will and Kindness.

[notatemplar]

Or trade it for some furs.

[kol_shevik]

нет, нет. Is not how it is working! Is one heart for every worker, and if comrade already has a heart, then does not need Russia's. Simple.

[Can I stand in line for five hours for it instead that would be much fairer.]

[kol_shevik]

...Russia only has one heart.

[kol_shevik]

What is metaphorical about heart? Is a heart.

[ufosrreal]

A... heart?

[kol_shevik]

Да. Sits in chest. Pumping the blood. Believing in Glory of Motherland.

[ufosrreal]

H-hold on... you don't mean somebody else's I hope!

[kol_shevik]

нет! Russia's heart. No one else's heart will fit.