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[kol_shevik]

[ There's a long moment of just something metallic clinking lightly in the background - if you're in the house, he's putting what appears to be an automatic shotgun back together - before Russia begins speaking. His accent isn't nearly as thick as normal, though whether or not he's actually trying to disguise his voice is debatable. Maybe if you're

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[supersizedpower]

Lightyears ahead of you!

[kol_shevik]

Lightyear is measure of distance, Америка.

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, but that's true, too.

[kol_shevik]

First in Space.

[flowercensored]

2010

[kol_shevik]

You are ... remembering 1991?

[flowercensored]

...Oui, I remember. Ah...why do you ask?

[kol_shevik]

Was there another revolution?

[bbsatbyrobots]

A-ah...it's 1932.

[kol_shevik]

Ah, really? What is little one doing back there? Should catch up faster.

[bbsatbyrobots]

I-I didn't know I had to catch up to anything!

W-wait...how would I...even do that?

[kol_shevik]

Perhaps trying finding faster car?

[silno_pyanstvo]

Was 2009.

[kol_shevik]

...Why did you let it fall apart? Is not supposed to happen. Will not happen.

[silno_pyanstvo]

...

Tried very hard to fix everything. Did not work.

[kol_shevik]

Then Russia will work harder! Is simple. No one will leave Russia's house. New comrades will come and join and will finally have dream.

Was bad future anyway. Russia does not like it.

[makemebreakfast]

Huh...I really don't remember what year it was.

What year were you from?

[kol_shevik]

Is 1957. Was. Is? Very confusing.

[makemebreakfast]

...I think I slept through the 50's.

[kol_shevik]

Oh? Was bad time to pick nap, comrade. Very exciting time for Russia.