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[kol_shevik]

[ There's a long moment of just something metallic clinking lightly in the background - if you're in the house, he's putting what appears to be an automatic shotgun back together - before Russia begins speaking. His accent isn't nearly as thick as normal, though whether or not he's actually trying to disguise his voice is debatable. Maybe if you're

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[mostpopulous]

......Always ready for talks with comrade, aru.

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[kol_shevik]

Ah, can hold on, comrade? Russia is needing more to drink first.

broFILTER forever

[mostpopulous]

Am not going anywhere, aru.

Maybe house call better than phone for talk, though.

FILT-HER? I HARDLY KNOW HER

[kol_shevik]

Comrade is knowing where Russia's house is? Is busy, so should perhaps be bringing something to eat.

[pooka_prince]

Russia? Is something wrong?

[kol_shevik]

[Clicks part of the gun together with an ominous clink.]

нет. Why would you think that, comrade?

[pooka_prince]

You seem...

Upset.

[kol_shevik]

...Sisters can be very rude sometimes, comrade. Do dogs have sisters? Perhaps is best if they do not.

[perfektsymmetry]

Um. I'm from 2010. February 2010.

[kol_shevik]

Russia is beginning to worry very much about mental health of children of town. Are all suffering very strange delusions.

[perfektsymmetry]

L-look, people in this town come from all over time, from all different places. When and where are you from?

[kol_shevik]

Was 1957. Russia is from Russia.

[followyouthere]

It was 1871 when I left.

[kol_shevik]

Mm, is very far behind this time! From before Russia was reborn.

[followyouthere]

Cool? I mean, we don't even have you where I'm from, so it's not like it matters all that much.

[kol_shevik]

Must not be very good world to not even have Russia.

[healforscience]

Mein home is in 1968. Vhy do you vant to know?

[kol_shevik]

Is only a question, comrade. Is not for any reason. Children are very suspicious of simple things.