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[kol_shevik]

[ There's a long moment of just something metallic clinking lightly in the background - if you're in the house, he's putting what appears to be an automatic shotgun back together - before Russia begins speaking. His accent isn't nearly as thick as normal, though whether or not he's actually trying to disguise his voice is debatable. Maybe if you're

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[homeruninsomnia]

December 2009. It was a lot nicer than this time, I tell ya.

[kol_shevik]

...What is being nice about it?

[homeruninsomnia]

Well, lotsa stuff. Videogames. Malls. Fast food. Cell phones. Y'know. Cool stuff.

[no_mountains]

2010!

[kol_shevik]

Must be very large mis-printing for all of these voices to be saying such a ridiculous time.

[no_mountains]

It's pretty cool, actually. Sure, we were better, and that was before Iceland's friend started chain smoling and couldn't stop, but at least we aren't in danger of getting nuked anytime or somthing like that now.

[kol_shevik]

If it is not one danger, it is another, comrade. Should not be so trusting of little false future.

[nordicbaltic]

Why do you ask, Mr Russia?

[kol_shevik]

Is just a question. Have already said this. Does there have to be reason?

[nordicbaltic]

Usually there would be something that made you wonder about it in the first place.

[kol_shevik]

[Drops his voice to a whisper. Which from Russia is still like talking normally, except totally dramatic.]

Want to know secret, comrade?

[he_aintheavy]

Why does brother want to know bastard's years?

[kol_shevik]

Is useful thing to know, Да?

[he_aintheavy]

For what?

Do not need to know anything about bastards other than they are filthy bastards.

[kol_shevik]

Little sister is knowing about "accident" big sister is having?