Act 1, Scene 5

[kon_ditional]

So...Mr. Fussypants might be avoiding me sulking. But then again, I would too if I was in his (meticulously) shined shoes

Comments

[flameofsanity]

You talking about the "teach a man to fish" thing? Or was eating fish supposed to be a euphemism?

[kon_ditional]

Yeah, that sounds about right! Proverbs were never my thing. Innuendos are far better!

Eating fish would be a pretty bad euphemism! What would it stand for? ...Well it could stand for THAT, but there's much better lines to use.

Do you wa~nt it to be an euphemism? I'm sure I could accommodate!

[flameofsanity]

Innuendos are quite nice, though I've never really had the knack for them. Subtlety isn't exactly something that runs in my family.

Well there's always better lines to use, naturally, but why pass up a classic? As long as one doesn't try to pass it off as something more sophisticated as it really is, I can't see the problem.

That would depend. Do you have a penis?

[kon_ditional]

Subtlety is fun, but its wasted on some people. Being blunt gets things going faster then any fluttering of the eyelashes. What if she was just getting dust outta her eye? Okay sure I'd still flirt with her, but I'd be starting from scratch.

Heh, nothing's more sophisticated then your good ol' drinking song!

I have a penis if you have boobs.

[kon_ditional]

Thank you, Mr. Proverb! Or are you copying all this from a book?

Whaat?! Idiot! Nobod--Wait. Why're ya interested in marriage? Got your eye on a special someone eh? Oooh! Who is it?! You can tell me, I'm great at these kinds of things!