So...Mr. Fussypants might be avoiding me sulking. But then again, I would too if I was in his (meticulously) shined shoes ( Read more... )

I'm sure there's a saying about things being quiet in a crazy house. If not, somebody quotable should invent one to describe the ABSOLUTE MIND NUMBING PAIN OF BOREDOM THAT I FEEL!!!!

It’s like tiptoeing in a house full of ghosts.

And this place doesn't help, what with its cheerful atmosphere. I’m sure Mary Shelly would like this place, but ( Read more... )

Things have been pretty slow around here...I don’t think I’m use to all this rich food. It’s making me sleepy all the time. SLEEPING ON THE STAIRS IS NOT HEALTHY FOR MY BACK!!!

So exercise! Gotta keep everything limber after all! Especially for the ladies~!
Tongue exercises are a must! Ahem.

Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought ( Read more... )

Sooo~ this place isn't bad once you can find your way around! Thanks to my two sauce-monsters tour guides, I can now successfully find the kitchen! PASTA IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!

This place is like a people zoo, or a bad Shakespeare audition. SO MANY PEOPLE AND WEIRDOES AND NEW LADIES!! Hello, Ladies. I am Kon, its a pleasure to meet you~. ( Read more... )

Where are all the pretty la~dies? I’ve looked high and low but have found no soft curves!!! What kind of place has a rule that separates me from the ladies?! I am soft and cuddly! A good listener too! Living with a bunch of men is bad for my health! Especially with some of these rough and rumble types…or is it crazy types? MEN OF ALL TYPES ARE BAD ( Read more... )