Comments | kon_ditional: Act 1, Scene 2

kon_ditional

Act 1, Scene 2

Apr 29, 2007 21:39

Sooo~ this place isn't bad once you can find your way around! Thanks to my two sauce-monsters tour guides, I can now successfully find the kitchen! PASTA IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!

This place is like a people zoo, or a bad Shakespeare audition. SO MANY PEOPLE AND WEIRDOES AND NEW LADIES!! Hello, Ladies. I am Kon, its a pleasure to meet you~. ( Read more... )

doppelganger, exploring, clone, little kids, evil twin, ladies

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blossomingbosom April 30 2007, 05:16:45 UTC

Oh, hello! I don't think I know you! I'm Orihime Inoue. And you are... are you an actor? Ooh! That sounds exciting!

And pasta is an excellent dish! Have you ever tried it with some apples and cayenne pepper?

... uh... doppelganger? Who?!

kon_ditional April 30 2007, 06:02:59 UTC

Well, hellooo~ Orihime? May I call you Orihime? Your full name has such a musical ring to it; it would be a SHAME not to use it!

I suppose you could call me an Actor, but that title seems RATHER LOFTY AND DISTANT TO ME! So just call me Kon!

Pasta with apples and cayenne pepper? What would you call that? And what's cayenne pepper?

IT IS A DOPPELGANGER MYSTERY!! I think his name's...Kurosaki? Something or other. HAVEN'T MET HIM YET!

blossomingbosom May 1 2007, 00:49:50 UTC

Yes, of course you may call me Orihime!

Ah, I see... Kon it is, then!

Umm... pasta with apples and cayenne pepper is what you'd call it, I think? It doesn't really have a name, I suppose.

... you mean Ichigo?! Ichigo is your doppelganger? Really? Ooh, that is uh, strange! Interesting!

... unless you mean Mr. Kurosaki? Isshin? Ahm... do you have sort of spiky orange hair or are you older and have black hair and a bit of a beard?

kon_ditional May 1 2007, 01:35:50 UTC

OH GOD NO! I'D LOOK HORRIBLE WITH A BEARD!
It would take away from all my boyish charm!
Kurosaki Ichigo sound right though.
Do you know him, O~ri~him~e?

uberprettyness April 30 2007, 09:17:49 UTC

Hellooooo~~!

You have a doppelganger? I'd LOVE one! Then I'd have someone to compare myself to in terms of beauty, without needing to carry a mirror around! That would be great.

Pasta is so not good for you, it puts on fat in unwanted places... >_<

kon_ditional April 30 2007, 20:51:15 UTC

Hello! Are you a lady or a man?

That's what people have been saying! I dunno if its sooo great, I mean I'm obviously BETTER LOOKING. And plus what if turns out that your double is the EVIL ONE?! AND DECIDES TO KILL YOU IN A FIT OF JEALOUSY?! Then what?

IS IT MURDER OR SUICIDE?!

But I like pasta! Plus I need some meat on my bones

uberprettyness May 1 2007, 07:19:37 UTC

!!!

Of course I'm a man. Are you stupid or what? I suppose you're ugly as well. Stupid people tend to be ugly...

It'd be murder of course, he's a doppelganger, not you.

You're going to get FAT!!!

kon_ditional May 1 2007, 07:45:46 UTC

Sorry! I WAS BLINDED BY ALL THE SPARKLES!!

But what if he was you? Like a mirror or something.

ONLY IF I SIT AROUND ALL DAY!!

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omglookboobs April 30 2007, 10:26:21 UTC

Hiii, Kon~. ;) I swear, the amount of cuties here is amazing!

kon_ditional April 30 2007, 20:54:55 UTC

Hellooo~ Rangiku~! But I have to say the amount of LOVELY LADIES far outshines any cuties, no matter how good looking I may be.

YOU are a vision of womanly perfect~! I'm sure you make the blind men weep in the streets with your lovely form!

omglookboobs May 1 2007, 03:06:49 UTC

I haven't seen many other 'ladies', though. Just lots of younger, undeveloped girls.

And I don't like to brag, hee, but it's probably true. ♥

kon_ditional May 1 2007, 03:31:42 UTC

I hold all ladies in high regard! But there are a lot of little girls running around this place....

Have you met Orihim~e yet?

Its not bragging if its the truth a sincere compliment!!!

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thewhiteking April 30 2007, 12:30:35 UTC

....yOu HaVe A mIrRoR tOo?

kon_ditional April 30 2007, 20:39:39 UTC

Apparently? That's what the grapevine says anyway! I have yet to meet this person...Uh Kurosaki? I think his first name was...Hisoka? No, that wasn’t it…

IT WILL COME TO ME!!

thewhiteking April 30 2007, 20:53:27 UTC

You...

...no. NO. NO!

[[The paper is ripped. He is PISSED]]

kon_ditional April 30 2007, 23:14:47 UTC

Uuuh...I'll take that as a maybe?

[private to kon] sewnotgay April 30 2007, 19:18:36 UTC

You're welcome.

It's going to be soon. I don't want your brain to explode and tell everyone.

I just have to find an safe area. There are eyes and ears everywhere.

[private to ishida] kon_ditional April 30 2007, 20:47:14 UTC

I'm glad you're soooo concerned about my brain.

A safe area? Eyes and ears everywhere? I think you may have been here too long, your paranoia is showing!

I heard there’s a music room somewhere around here. Would that be a “safe area”?

[private to kon] sewnotgay April 30 2007, 20:50:07 UTC

I wouldn't be so relaxed here either. This place reeks of something bad.

Possible. I'll meet you there after dinner?

[private to ishida] kon_ditional April 30 2007, 20:57:17 UTC

So I guess I shouldn't drop the soap eh?
...Okay sorry!! SORRY BAD JOKE!!! I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!

If I can find the place Yeah, sure.

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