Comments | kon_ditional: Act 1, Scene 1

kon_ditional

Act 1, Scene 1

Apr 23, 2007 13:51

Where are all the pretty la~dies? I’ve looked high and low but have found no soft curves!!! What kind of place has a rule that separates me from the ladies?! I am soft and cuddly! A good listener too! Living with a bunch of men is bad for my health! Especially with some of these rough and rumble types…or is it crazy types? MEN OF ALL TYPES ARE BAD ( Read more... )

rant, ladies, welcome

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zarakiken April 23 2007, 21:46:33 UTC

... "Manly stories of prowess..."?

... Yup, you're a psycho all right.

kon_ditional April 23 2007, 23:34:02 UTC

If you mean a psycho as in "You're a psycho in bed" then yes!! See sharing is caring!

But if you mean the other psycho...Like the killing and maiming kind of psycho, then definatly not! I think I've been insulted~!

Uh, by the way, who are you?

zarakiken April 24 2007, 05:56:50 UTC

Me? I'm one of the killing and maiming psychos. Be seein' ya round, kid.

kon_ditional April 24 2007, 17:15:39 UTC

...eep!

oneeyedmonster April 24 2007, 01:04:12 UTC

Sorry. I've got dibs on all the ladies.

And some of the men.

kon_ditional April 24 2007, 01:42:22 UTC

...Isn't that for the ladies to decide?
What's a little sharing between...fine connoisseurs of the female form, eh?

oneeyedmonster April 24 2007, 18:24:27 UTC

Of course not.
I wouldn't be opposed. You can have Yachiru and Nell. I'll take the rest.

kon_ditional April 24 2007, 18:29:39 UTC

Eh?! What about EQUAL SHARING!? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO EQUALITY?!

They're children! Not ladies!! No deal!!

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dontmess April 24 2007, 22:28:28 UTC

...'canoodling'? You've got to be kidding....I sure as hell hope you're kidding.

kon_ditional April 24 2007, 23:21:52 UTC

Why would I kid about something so important?
Or maybe you've only had the wrong kinds of canoodling?
Don't worry!
ONLY SWEET AND GENTLE LOVING HERE!!

dontmess April 25 2007, 00:06:18 UTC

I am not worried.

kon_ditional April 25 2007, 00:13:16 UTC

Sooo~ What's your name~?

pomppsycho April 25 2007, 06:29:35 UTC

I am also soft and cuddly and a good listener, so I believe a challenger may have appeared from the lofts! However, I disagree with the assumption that living with men is bad for the health. Indeed, I believe it is enriching, as women always have this air about them that tells you you must treat them as if they are perfectly normal people.

kon_ditional April 25 2007, 07:01:56 UTC

And lo, the rival appears from the north!!

Well, you sound like a man of the world! BUT men lack a certain jena se qua when it comes to LIVING ARRANGMENTS!! Most men anyway.

Besides ladies only want you to think that they want to be treated like "normal people." All women are BEAUTIFUL GIFTS FROM ABOVE!

There's no such thing as normal anyways.

pomppsycho April 25 2007, 07:10:23 UTC

That's precisely why women are troubling. They expect the impossible and demand the unlikely.

You clearly haven't seen the interior of Shunsui's office.

kon_ditional April 25 2007, 07:36:28 UTC

That why you demand simple things from them!

NO I HAVE NOT!! I've been wandering around the men's wing like drunk Columbus! Shall I put this place on my tour map?

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