you want me? fuckin break the door down. i'm ready. i'm ready...

[koonedkid]

i'm not going to lie to you, i was pretty drunk thursday night. after hanging out with a couple aquaintances at the bar for $1 beers, i went home and pee'd. i occasionally pee with the lights off, not sure why but i'm a pretty good shot if i do say so myself. but, i wasnt ready to go to bed after that- plus i had my phone still on me. now for a

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[earthshattered]

one time i drunk dialed my mom. and it was funny.

[filmfreak933]

why the hell do i get drunk im's as opposed to drunk dials? hmmmm?