so i got the balls to call the girlie from monday night. i called her on wednesday night after work. i didn't want to use my cell phone because it gets bad reception in my room, so i call her from my house phone, and as luck would have it i get her voice mail. as i'm "asking out" her voice machine to some coffee later on i hear the phone pick up ( Read more... )

"...i was thinking that other girl, other women, they're just fantasies you know? They always seem really great cuz there's no problems. And if there are they're cute problems like, you know- we bought each other the same xmas present. Or if she wants to go see a movie i've already seen, you know? And then I come home you and i have the real ( Read more... )

soooooooo.....i got a phone number tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yah im kinda excited. the girlie is really cute AND wears glasses. ohhh man! i NEVER talk to girls at the bar, but she was sitting at our table and was a friend of a friend ( Read more... )

i found out something very intriguing today in my writing class. someone was talking about "cuddle parties" yes cuddle parties- anyone ever hear of this? basically it's an orgy of people (single or not) dressed in pajamas and all they do is cuddle. yah, that's right cuddle, and there are rules like NO DRY HUMPING!! what the fuck?! there's no ( Read more... )

monday night we performed for the first time at the planet ant, and let me just say that Vegan Meat Locker fucking kicked ASSSSSSS!!! we all rocked out and even had some compliments after the show. it felt good. i'm glad i didn't quit improv afterall ( Read more... )

i should be doing my english paper, which is due in exactly 11 hours....but i'm not. just hanging out here online like a dipshit. oh well, it'll get done eventually. so on a whim, i called ann marie tonight and asked her if she might possibly want to go get a drink at the kodiak, and she complied. to much happiness on my part, since i wasn't ( Read more... )

i ate steak today. made me feel pretty good. i've been down all week- didja notice? was about to just up and drop everything- no more standup/improv/anything comedy related...but now i'm feeling a little better. i guess i just have to keep doing it and get better piece by piece. kinda like jenga- obviously you can't be a winner all the time. ( Read more... )

one shitty day just follows the next. today at work was SLOW. dead fucking slow. to top it off, a fellow server found a $100 bill under one of his tables, in a section that i normally have. i worked 3 hours, made $20. that barely filled up my gas tank! then we go to the bar in hopes that the camel cigarette people are there and they decide ( Read more... )

so i had a standup competition tonight. here are the hilights...had a good set- shitty crowd. i lost out to a giriatric old fuck and a floppy tits vagina. yes, i'm awesome.

no matter how unfair life theres always beer. and angie. at least i have that goin for me.

i hate cunts ( Read more... )