This heat makes concentrating a challenge, but there are worse things.

Just who is in charge of retrieving Sakura now, and who is involved now? What is going on?

Ah, it has been a long time since I've posted something. Ore-sama had several matters to attend to, and thus I did not have the time to grace all of you with my wonderful presence. Worry not, my beloved people, for I am back.

What has been going on in my absence?

Tired of the same old song, are we? Alas, my nails are more worthy of attention than that.

( Private/Hackable )

A high school host club? Is that school so desperate to have customers - oh, sorry, students - enrolling in their institution, ahn?

I have an underwater view from my first floor now. It is inferior compared to the ones back in Tokyo; there are rats swimming by. Disgusting.

( Private/Hackable )

Let's see. New buildings, strange dinosaurs, horrid weather... Well. All we're missing now are complete network breakdowns, meteor crashes, and seas of blood.

[Good idea.]

You. Shut up and get off Ore-sama's computer, now.

Hmph. Ore-sama is not impressed. One is not worthy of having the world if one doesn't work hard for it.

What the hell.

Not only did I see a zombie wave at me earlier, I'm also starting to hear voices - the type that leaves your ears ringing after a while. Is there any way to turn off that damn noise?

( Supposedly Private/Unhackable, but the computer screwed with the encoding, so hack away. )

((ooc: Backdated post for this log.))

( Private to Robin, unhackable. )

The next idiot who attempts any form of heroics without being realistic about his or her capacity to successfully accomplish the task will have the pleasure of being Ore-sama's target practice partner for tennis. Are we clear on this?

((ooc: Strike outs deleted.))