Where to begin. First thing I need to do is tease Steve a bit. We went Saturday to the base and bought a whole bunch of meat for the picnic on Sunday. Then when he got home, he left all the meat in the trunk of his car for a few hours. So we went out again that night and got some more ( Read more... )

How to make a kornholyo
Ingredients:

1 part intelligence

1 part silliness

1 part ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

I'm not so sure about that sadness part, and I personally like sugar on the rim of my glass instead of salt, but this is about right.

So Battle of the Commands went well. Our team came in second out of twenty. The thing is, the people in first place cheated. You are supposed to have a team of twelve guys. Everybody gets involved in the tug of war, and then you have to be in one other event. The bastards that won kept changing out guys during the day for different events. The guys ( Read more... )

You know, I just realized I haven't updated this thing in forever. How the hell are my thrilling adventures supposed to be recorded though history if I never remember to put them out on the aether? So anyways, Dallas and I are almost fully moved into the new house. I have to call an electrician to come out and hook up power out in the garage, so we ( Read more... )

I'm sure that there are a lot of you out there that have Neopian accounts. If you don't I highly recomend you get one. This website is loads of fun. Plus, it's completely free.


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To drink my weight, I would have to chug 385 bottles of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey.

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Awesome weekend. Ended up babysitting a bunch of 16 year olds. My in-laws were out of town so I was hanging out with my bro-in-law and his friends. We ended up playing hacky-sack for an hour and a half. Then we played dodgeball for a while. After that I finally got to see the first of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Every time I get ready to see ( Read more... )