I wish I could think of enough onamonopias to write an instrumental as a subject line

Oct 14, 2004 10:00

10 dead Raccoons on the side of the road
1 car accident (noting that it was a pretty bad one)

In my approximation, once that 10th raccoon is hit...

CAR ACCIDENT!!!

And there's a guy singing Italian opera in the house behind me.

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pegasusfading October 14 2004, 19:28:00 UTC
yo chris, i'm havin a big burfday party this year. not lame like last years... :/ but yeah, its the 27th of november, you and kyle and a few lady friends are welcome to attend. its a big ol fashion kegger at mi casa. i can more details once the date is closer.

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kornyguy16 October 14 2004, 20:13:19 UTC
It's possible I'll be outta town for Thanksgiving and all, but I'll tell you for sure when it's closer. Why don't people have weeders instead of keggers? Honestly. It's less terrible for you, in any case.

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thesparrow October 14 2004, 20:15:11 UTC
That's a good question. It's much more of a black area legality speaking, though.

You big pot head.

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kornyguy16 October 14 2004, 20:31:20 UTC
Yeah, I suppose that'll do it. Then again, a minor did post the original idea, so where's the legality in that?

This should all be reversed. After all, does smoking weed make you fat, physically abusive, not want to shave your 5-day stubble, or smell really terrible?

The exact opposite occurs minus the shaving!

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