I've a naughty little tale to tell,
plucked from the pages of history--
tarted up, true--
but guaranteed to stimulate the senses...

And I'd tell it, too, if my sexual proclivities didn't demand immediate indulgence...

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If a life must be taken, let it be mine, and let it be now.

Why yes, of course, by all means, absolutely-- I'm a professional. Not only am I a pro, but I am an audacious enthusiast: I often copulate whilst on fire, and seduce rare species of crawfish. For those curious about my current rates, I'd be happy to oblige you all for a mere spread of cheese and crackers (the sesame kind). If they're not sesame, ( Read more... )

Du allein weist was es bedeutet. Für dich leben! Für dich sterben! Ach! Ach! Got! Leb'wol mein Saitenspiel! leb'wol leb'wol leb'wol -- Ach wol...

...Ich bin der Welt abhanden gekommen...

American Easter approaches. The only major issue I have with the holiday is that the Cadburry Eggs are only really done contextually each year. It would be nice to have them around in August, or any other time of the year, when I'm constantly working against being thinner and happier. Otherwise, American Easter is fine for the most part. This ( Read more... )

I want to be the Pythagoras of the isosceles triangle.