When I am in charge

Mar 03, 2010 10:37

'I don't have an ego problem, well I do. But it's only really a problem for other people and they don't count'Anon ( Read more... )

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strangefrontier March 3 2010, 20:18:41 UTC
I must say I object to #3! Manual transmission allows for better control over a car and lower fuel usage than automatic transmission, and a driver shouldn't need to take their eyes off the road to, er, fiddle with their stick. (I have never driven a manual. They just seem... unnatural.)

#1, #2 and #4 would get my vote, if you will allow democracy when you are in charge..

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krakenwakes March 3 2010, 23:27:18 UTC
Like the Emperor Augustus I would retain the facade of a democracy but have myself elected to various important positions for life. I would have the most advanced mobile in history designed for me, ensuring my election as tribune to the common people. This would also cause me to be worshiped as a god by the savage tribes of the Midlands. My position in this regard would be further enhanced when I named Cheryl Cole as my consort ( ... )

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