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In which it's a million to one chance but it just might work
Attempt at a love poem made up of genuine Youtube commentsmoms these days ( Read more... ) -
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Still disturbed by Tim Burton's loose adaptation of Alice in Wonderland. However have realized that Alice is played by Mia Wasikowska whose clothes keep falling off. Feel strangely drawn to this interpretation. -
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I forgot to mention - there's also a facebook page for Poetry About Stuff That Is Awesome.http://www.facebook.com/pages/Poetry-About-Stuff-That-Is-Awesome/347933472693?v= -
In which I am not even in residence
'The internet is for porn'Avenue Q ( Read more... ) -
In which I am even glibber than usual
The purpose of satire, it has been rightly said, is to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half-truth. And our job, as I see it, is to put it back again.
Flanders and Swann
Entry For The Fibbing OlympicsPoetry's just lying ( Read more... ) -
In which I am crunk
'But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If you're snark be a boojum! For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again.'
Lewis Carrol
I wrote this in the 'hip-hop' style for a friend.
The Crab Who Loved Bling
Listen, I wanna tell you all a story about crustaceans ( Read more... ) -
When I am in charge
'I don't have an ego problem, well I do. But it's only really a problem for other people and they don't count'Anon ( Read more... ) -
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'I am always serious, never more so than when I'm being flippant'
Dr. Spock
Poll A sliding scale of sincerity to irony. -
In which I disapprove
Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said, “one can’t believe impossible things.”
“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why sometimes I believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!”
Lewis Carroll
Tim Burton's done a new adaptation of Alice in ( Read more... )
