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Oh, I forgot to mention. My ancient Mercedes, Brunhilde, finally died a couple of weeks ago. She will soon go on her final journey to be sold for scrap to raise money for the disadvantaged children of Ohio. I wrote this poem for her. Any slight resemblance spotted between this and the poem 'Stanzas to Augusta', by Lord Byron should be put in ( Read more... )

Leaving a country where you've spent a lot of time is pretty hard, especially in the couple of months leading up to leaving as nothing seems to really matter that much any more so it's hard to motivate yourself to do anything. Annoyingly of course this is the worst time for this to happen as it's the time when you actually have the most to do. I am ( Read more... )

To a mouse by Robert Burns - rewritten in the style of Sylvia Plath's DaddyYou do not do, you do not do ( Read more... )

Pretty ThingsSo what if we like all these pretty things ( Read more... )

You've heard of the Mobius Strip, well this is about the Mobius striptease.

The Mobius StripteaseLadies, Gentleman ( Read more... )

The Unending Search for the elusive Higgs Boson and the dire consequences of the continuing failure to apprehend this menace to society.They seek it here, they seek it there ( Read more... )

'Strange how potent cheap booze is'
Noel Coward - sort of

We must DEAL WITH THIS HIDEOUS ANGST through the use of really bad jokes and inaccurate quotation. The internet, my dear boy is for being on, not for watching porn.

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'An end to boom and bust'
Gordon Brown

Price of new computer = price of car - $500

Priorities = straight.

Sales tax = V.A.T. + stealth.

'I aim at the stars (but sometimes I hit London)'Werner Von Braun - subtitle suggested by Mort Stahl ( Read more... )