10:00 AM  Woke up from a dream about videogames.  First time I ever actually remember playing a videogame in a dream, but still... has my videogame obsession really reached this point?  The point where I actually dream about them?

11:00 AM  One Energy Drink Later, started watching 24.  You want to know how to end the war in Iraq?  Send Jack Bauer.  ( Read more... )

Ain't no way to explain the same, how painful the hangover was today. in front of the toilet, hands and knees, trying to breathe in between the dry heaves.  My baby made me some coffee afraid that if I drink some it's probably coming right back out me, a couple of advil, relax and chill, at a standstill with how bad I feel.  I think I need to feel ( Read more... )

First, If you take anything on L.J. seriously, you're either under 16, or a douchebag.  Second, Hahahahahaha.  Third, You can't make fun of someone for having the build of a 12-year-old asian girl if you have the build of a hobbit.  Forth, Douchebag-ninny.

But on a less serious note.  I'm back.  But... I need something to fucking read, so if your on ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal,

I quit.

-Signed, Kranz

P.S.  Frankly, you should thank me for staying as long as I did

Now, I've always liked psychology.. Mostly the tests done on animals, and I remember reading that when mice dream, and they do dream, they dream about the exact same thing they did during the day.  Now, I don't know how they know what mice dream about, something about what areas of their brain light-up during sleep, but that's irrelevent.  My point ( Read more... )

Today, I built a 3-D Model of Noah's Ark.  It has the ark, with a ramp coming off of it, and a collection of animals walking into it.  It's made using only cardboard and tape, and is currently sitting in a computer desk at my work.  Strangely, I'm actually kind of proud of myself... It's probably the most productive thing I've done at work in ( Read more... )

What?  You want to know what I did tonight?  Okay...

Played some mini-golf with Eric and Alicia.  Now, here's a rare known fact about me.  I am a champion when it comes to mini-golf.  I'm like Tiger Woods, only not black, and not good at real golf.  Now, I'm not one to brag, but I got four hole-in-one's.  Let me repeat that.  Four hole-in-one's.  ( Read more... )

"You Make Me Wanna Die..." He said it like me meant it, story over, no more hoping to prevent it. But, "You make me wanna live..." She said that with a straight face well she placed keepsakes in her suitcase.  "Everything you say is a lie..." He said that with a smirk fully aware it would hurt when it hit the nerve.  "You never heard a word I said ( Read more... )

The NAACP held a funeral today for the word "Nigger."

After a long life in mainstream rap, Michael Richards finally killed the word.  It's expected to be resurrected by Ludacris, Ja Rule, and Lil' Jon in 3 days.

Fox news... Remember them?  Yeah, well, Fox News actually held a small debate about whether or not Mr. Rogers destroyed a generation of kids, turning them into self-centered bastards who think "They're special" and that they don't have to work hard ( Read more... )