Lately I've been writing a lot.. but it seems everything has been way to personal (True) to actually post.

Ill have a new post soon... Don't worry.

I was going to dress-up as SpongeBob.  That was my first plan.  SpongeBob costume, huge white gloves, and paint my head yellow.  I still like the idea, but come on, Halloween happens once a year... you can't waste it on dressing up as SpongeBob.  Although, with that said, I wasted two years dressed as a cow with wings, so maybe SpongeBob would've ( Read more... )

Since my last entry I've realized some things ( Read more... )

Wow... So, Torture is finally legal.  And I think I speak for us all when I say, Finally!  I already feel safer.  How was our president expected to fight a war on terror, when he can't even torture innocent civilians.  Here's how it's supposed to work.  Our troops "Capture" an Iraqi civilian.  We ask him where the Al-Quida is, and since he doesn't ( Read more... )

Lost is crazy.  You hear me?  Fucking Crazy.

So, I'm at my computer right now, thinking how crazy Lost is, which by the way is fucking crazy, and I get this call on my phone.  I ignore the call since it's a number I don't know, and after a couple minutes I get a text message with just the number.. no "call me" no "it's important" no "I'm drukn rihht ( Read more... )

It scares me how much I like my job.

So... I shaved my head recently.  I had the mullet for a few years, and a couple days ago I made the painful decision to shave it.  It wasn't an easy decision at first.. But I think I look better this way.  I've also got the Hulk-Hogan going on, which I don't even have to say how cool that is.  I got the picture done at the same studio... somewhere ( Read more... )

Pit-Pat's back(See Userpic).  The loveable, non-gender, non-race, non-offending spokesthing.  I shaved the mullet a couple months back and now whenever I see that picture it's just not me anymore.  "My mullet" pic has been scrapped... never to be seen again.  I do still have a couple, and may start switching based on my moods.  I've got Meatwad and ( Read more... )

What? you want to know what I did last night?  Okay, I'll tell you.  Short story, free drinks, free dildo-show, and $60 in my pocket.  Longer story?

So, last night was Jason's bachelor party.  Jason, is the cousin of my ex-roomate.  Anyways... we get there (all the way out in Utica) and theirs a $20 entry fee, but after that it's an open bar, with ( Read more... )