I know these things are usually reserved for 13-year-old girls... but, you know, so what?

1. Is that your natural hair color?
Yes.

2. Where was your default pic taken?
I believe it was taken in prison.  I don't remember because I was REALLY fucked-up.

3. What's your last name?
Kranz

(I deleted question number four in retalliation for question 9)

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...Seriously, I know that you pray when the chips are down, but act differently when theirs atheist around, have suspicions that make you think you'll drown all alone in the middle of a crowd.  I'd be a liar if I said I never had to beg, bent over with my knees touching my head, stuck in my bed, dealing with all these evil visions, running from the ( Read more... )

Just so you know, I'm making this update from my PS3. That's right. I'm awesome. John Brown lost... fuck that. The Ghetto Revival needs to start soon, and the King of the Burbs is the only one that can get it done. Hallejuiah, Holla Back! Anyways... K.Lo and TheJiz* are here and they're looking bored** so I'm done with this update now ( Read more... )

Spell Check

I just taught my spellchecker the word motherfucker. I am experiencing guilt and satisfaction in equal parts.

My first response was a very bourgeoisie attack of conscience. In almost any context, it feels wrong to deliberately set about teaching someone curse words. I wouldn't do it to the kids I baby-sit, I shouldn't do it to Microsoft ( Read more... )

It looks like Bush wants one last giant fuck-up before he leaves office.  As if Katrina, global warming, and the war in Iraq wasn't enough Bush now wants to invade Iran. (With what troops!?)  And, really the best part he's using the exact same lies he used about Iraq, and.. and.. it's probably going to work because people are fucking idiots.  Iran' ( Read more... )

What's that saying... "When it shits it storms?" something to that effect?  I don't know.. but my point is it's fucking true.  Of course, if your a regular reader you already know about my roomate leaving in a piss-fit, but that was just the middle of the storm.  I guess it began with my friend, let's call him "Smoke" got busted with a weed charge ( Read more... )

The House is down to three roomates now.  The newest ex-roomate left on bad terms (Told me to stick his rent "up my #$%" and preceded to call me names like "Tubby," "Baldo," and "Patches."  But he moved out now, so that problems gone.  But I still can't get over being called tubby.  I've struggled with my weight for years.. I've tried atkins, south ( Read more... )

I'm making this post from my wii.

So, today, at work... I'm walking around for my last fifteen minutes and I happen to walk into the backroom just in time to see a kid get crushed by a stack of water.  Like two of those 24-pack cases of water fell on his head and like three more hit his body.  I help him up and after about five minutes we start restacking the water* and it happens ( Read more... )

Observation:  My brother has a pistons poster and a picture of the pistons with the championship hanging on his wall.  On his computer desk, where I am now, he has little statues of last years starting line-up.. Well, almost.  I noticed Ben Wallace is missing.  Which is understandable.. he betrayed the pistons took a higher-paying job, and took off ( Read more... )