Well I'm not saying I'm innocent, infact the reverse, but if your headed to the grave you don't blame the hearse, your like a little girl yelling at her brother cause you lost his ball.
-The White Stripes

So, I had a dream about Bonnaroo last night.  This is how fucking excited I am.  I never remember my dreams, but the one time it happens it's about ( Read more... )

This is how it works, you're young until not, you love until you don't, you try until you can't, you laugh until you cry, and you cry until you laugh, and everyone must breathe, until their dying breath.  This is how it works, you peer inside yourself, you take the things you like, and try to love the things you took, then you take that love you ( Read more... )

Cold War Kids, Tortoise, Kings of Leon, Hot Chip, The Roots, Tool, Aesop Rock, El-P, DJ Shadow, Franz Ferdinand, The Flaming Lips, Sasha and John Digweed, Wolfmother, The Decemberist, The White Stripes, The Flight of the Conchords, David Cross, Dave Attell, Demetri Martin, Lewis Black.

Only 14 days away! 

Just for the record, If I was president I would make rainy days illegal.  I havn't figured out how that would work.. but give me 12 years.. I'll come up with something ( Read more... )

And finally, New Rule: Stop pretending your drugs are morally superior to my drugs, because you get yours at a store. This week, they released the autopsy report on Anna Nicole Smith, and the cause of death was what I always thought it was. Mad Cow.

No, it turns out she had nine different prescription drugs in her. Which, in the medical field, is ( Read more... )

You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.  -Fortune Cookie I ate a couple nights ago.  (Reign 2020)

Having patriotism is like having a big dick, if you have to say you have it you probably don't.  You know who's not a patriot?  George Bush, Bill O' Reilly, Ann Coulter, and anyone else who says America is the greatest country on ( Read more... )

I'm sure you saw those ads I put in my LiveJournal yesterday, and I'm sure you're probably wondering what's going on with those.  Well, It's official now, I'm running for presidential office 2020.  Why 2020?  You may ask.. well, two reasons.  I'm 23, and unfortunately you can't be president until your 35.  The other reason.. I'm just not ready.  I ( Read more... )

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So, Congress just passed a bill to withdraw all troops by late 2008, and Bush plans on vetoing it. (Of course)  But, and believe me it hurts my soul to say this, I kinda think Bush might be right.  Well.. no, I shouldn't say that.  Bush isn't right.. he's just not entirely wrong.  Look, I've been against this war since before it started.  When Bush ( Read more... )

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