1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
   See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker ( Read more... )

moving out today so i wont have the net for a bit, cheers.

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all i have to say right is:

"V-dub. Representing Deutschland."

"now is not the time for your 'logic' and 'reason', now is the time for chillax."
- thom the common-average exaggerated fool... with a space suit for smoting aliens

larry: there needs to be "the month of chillax" holiday, kinda like african american month.

so i walk into walmart yesterday..

employee: *rings up nyquil*
employee: may i see your id?
thom: sure, but what for?
employee: the nyquil.
thom: why do you need to see my id for nyquil?
employee: it has a chemical in it used to make crack or something..
thom: i wasn't aware i had to be 18+ to cook my own crack.... for medicinal purposes ( Read more... )

i don't get worried often, but i can truely say that i am worried. and it has absolutely nothing to do with moving out.

I warned people of this day..

you can see they've already invaded Satellite, as the Lobster is a symbol of thier highschool.


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I would like to take this time to promote my thom is better than everyone and kicks more ass than Superman, Batman, and the Hulk put togather club

anyone who joins will enter as an evil foot-soldier to do my bidding.

- thom

hung out with lara tonight, she is great company i swear. she can make the most stressfull day ever just vanish ( Read more... )