ummm kaitlin and virginia did my last journal thing haha what freaks i dont fell like writing in this thing anymore so i might delete it ha

My Name Is Kristan Poopy Pants.

I live in JaBooty!

I like to sniff underarms.

Many people think Im a cooke.

I love fat, hairy men! yumms

I still can not tell what side of me is my butt and which one is my head! (someone please tell me)

I use a bed liner just in case i wet the bed!

My brother walks around with no pants on to turn the fan on in the ( Read more... )

i went freeboardign on our new jet ski the other day then i got dropped off at graces and we went to the 4th of july party then me and adam and grace rode on top off the hummer haha fun times up there then we saw fireworks and some random guy took a pic of me and grace on the top of the hummer? haha dont ask me... then we went home and chilled ( Read more... )

i went freeboardign on our new jet ski the other day then i got dropped off at graces and we went to the 4th of july party then me and adam and grace rode on top off the hummer haha fun times up there then we saw fireworks and some random guy took a pic of me and grace on the top of the hummer? haha dont ask me... then we went home and chilled ( Read more... )

i went freeboardign on our new jet ski the other day then i got dropped off at graces and we went to the 4th of july party then me and adam and grace rode on top off the hummer haha fun times up there then we saw fireworks and some random guy took a pic of me and grace on the top of the hummer? haha dont ask me... then we went home and chilled ( Read more... )

i went to the beach down in st augastine with brit and carissa and then we hung out with some guys then we went to the mall and i got the custest bikini ever ! haha im so excited and then we got back to my hosue and they lost the car keys in my house so we spend a hour looking for them then we found them in the car hahaa it sucked uhh yea im tired ( Read more... )

OMG WE JUST GOT A NEW JET SKI!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO BIG AND IT GOES 80 MPH!!! AND 14 YR OLDS ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE IT IN FLORIDA!!!!!!! HAHA IM GONANA HAVE A JET SKI LICENSE B4 MY CAR ONE HAHA IM SO EXCITED!! WE AND KAITLIN AND VA R GONANA GO ON IT! AND KAITLINS GONANA DRIVE! HAHA ( Read more... )

today me and grace woke up really early and went to the beach and we had to take my gay brother urg then we went back to her house and swam in the pool and this kid that i met at the beach called me like 15 times and left 3 voicemails urgg omg so annoying so now i have to figure out how to use the block caller thing haha umm..im going out with adam ( Read more... )

i hung out with ( Read more... )

How to make a kristanlovesu
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

1 part silliness

5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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