Killler maannnnnequin ruuunnn bitchhhh rrruuuunnn *falls*

[kristeen_j]

"laaa laa laaa laaa laaaaa people off the world spice up your life every boy and every girrrll" *trips in platform shoes rips union jack dress* dammmit!!! Hey followers of my live journal! Lets see what happend in the Life of Kristeen j....*twitch* this week!! Welll you know how my english nab I was going to cheat on...yeah I failed it, I was a bit

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My goodness dear, i certainly laughed at that

[anonymous]

that was soo funny dear, i think that fat old granny had it in for you...i bet she was thinking: 'how dare she be young...i have an evil plan...' and then continued to embarrass you in that horrific way..shit, i think that i sound abit like bridget jones...what with all the 'dears' and 'horrifics'. Hands up if you have a life...everyone except me then? ohh dear, could anyone lend me some??? please, i promise i'll give it back...honest i will
later girlie
love me xxxxx

haha YAS

[kristeen_j]

hahaha!! *looks at everyone with their hands up* ohh right kassi bingo then?? yeah thot so! haha she soo was yeah man I was like *kick* aawwwoooo your hips metal uv broke my fooot bitch! haha! thanks klasssy lasssy kassiii! XXXX

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[anonymous]

botox anyone?

Re: haha YAS

[kristeen_j]

haha I'll have one thanks hmmm *looks at ass* make that 12 thanks!!

hey hey kristy pops!

[anonymous]

man i love ur mum! she always knows what to do in the heat of the moment! how do u always manage to get urself into thes situations kristy pops!?! its like all the madness in the world is attracted to u! ur like a madness magnet, thats it, krusty pops the walking talking madness magnet! n e hoooo.........2 moz i am getting my legs and such things waxed in college so i have quietly turning into a monkey for sum time now, honestly the hairs on my legs are sooo long iv started pletting them when i get bored! but n e wayz hope all goes well at the old prison camp 2 moz chick luv ya! louisey pops! xXx

Re: hey hey kristy pops!

[kristeen_j]

hahaha mmm tasty louise gawd!! such a lady!!! *dies hairs on leg* haha I am a madness magnet! its soooo bad!!! *runs from madness* hha yeah she does I know I was like woah thanks for that mum I'll just die now thanks yeah thats great!! haha I hope it does tooo thanks luisey pops *hugs* xxx

*hugs*

[anonymous]

hmmmmmm yeah it should b fun 2moz, being able to hurt all da ppl i dont really like that much in ma class *evil laugh*, oh no its ma college night out on friday, im honestly quite scared! theres no telling what could happen to me in the middle of glasgow with that bunch of randomers n ma old latin teacher! i hope u had a gd weekend whatever u done, except getting taunted by the evil old crew! xXx

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[kristeen_j]

hahahaa!!!!!! aaaha LAtin midget woman! unlucky thats sooo bad shes a troooolllll!!! haha see that would be handy like I think you a bint *waxxxx** xxx youl have fun am sure

Message frm Yuki

[anonymous]

Awww poor u, :: huggles kristeen :: I guess it was one of those weeks for u?, lol no boredom when ure around hun :: kisses *mwah!* :: ach well, im off for some tea an toast, ill c ya later hun,

~ Sunny

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[kristeen_j]

haha owah sunny your a bad asss you reallly are man! thanks!! xxxx

fake ppl

[charlie_meh]

aww doll wit is it wit u n they mad fake ppl???

Re: fake ppl

[kristeen_j]

hahah I dont know charlie pop! they I see...*frosty breath* fake people! *runs from fake people while straighning hair* xxx

Re: fake ppl

[charlie_meh]

lol funny

*trips on wire*

Re: fake ppl

[kristeen_j]

hahah charlie your a funny kinda a gal you really are! *drags charlie by foot*

mannequin

[anonymous]

hahahahahahhaa yeah wow hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha i liked the bit about...well actually any bit about you falling over and stuff hahahahaha

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[kristeen_j]

haha okay thanks random person I dont actually kno who you are so am pretty scared but itsss alllllriiighttt am ookkkay!!!

WEE B

[kristeen_j]

ha heeey becky! didnt kno it was you I know now tho! haha YAS xxx