*Rolls out bed* two thousand and who noooooww??!!! Hey followers *crawls out welly boot* Happy new year! gosh we made it! *trumpets sound* *falls into bath holding hair dryer* hmm! so this year I have already been in a car accident ach it wasn;t serious no one got hurt! annnddd nooo I wasn't driving *poses for mug shot* Anyway yeah I also badly ( Read more... )

*gets out of sleigh* Is this sleigh getting smaller..? damn water retention!! HOO HOO *gets slapped* whaatt noo I didnt call you a hoo jeez!!! Hoo HOo chumlets!! Its been a while I know! but christmas is a busy time of year for a santa like me! Theres all the christmas shopping I have to think about doin! Then theres all the decorations I need to ( Read more... )

"laaa laa laaa laaa laaaaa people off the world spice up your life every boy and every girrrll" *trips in platform shoes rips union jack dress* dammmit!!! Hey followers of my live journal! Lets see what happend in the Life of Kristeen j....*twitch* this week!! Welll you know how my english nab I was going to cheat on...yeah I failed it, I was a bit ( Read more... )

ahh Live journal hi! Ohkay I think, hmm yes I think I will update this every sunday! so now you all know you can sleep at night! I'm in the bath the now! ha yeah I should soo stop takin electrial stuff into the bath but everything is under contr.....*electric shock* ...i meant that! ah My hair is greasy gawd I feel like its going to jump off and ( Read more... )

Badly hurt my knneee live journal, beeccccauuusee last night I was like yas spice girls got up to dance *hand jives* and my pinky toe got caught in my jammies and I decked it, it was funny but man the spice girls are trying to kill me *shifty eyes* the last time I listened to them I badly melted my finger!...I used my striaghtners as a micro phone ( Read more... )

hi there Live journal!! *humps apple tree* I'm ill ha noooo not mentally ill b4 you say anything!! *shifty eyes* ha no I have like the worst flu ever!! I had about an hours sleep last night! My damn night nurse didnt work, the bitch, its medicine btw nothing dodgy!! well nothing exciting has really happend!! well sorry , sorry saved the word last ( Read more... )

heylo there live journal yasss! well nothing much has been going on to be honest, I saved the world again but thats just a day in the life of a an international woman of mystery!! ha oh actually I dropped my scone on the buuuttterrr side!!! the buuuuttter siiideee! so I was like hmmm just pick this hair off and its as good as new! hah I'm well ( Read more... )

aaaaahah I quit my work experience! it was an old folks home it was soo bad it was pish and well smelt of that too! so i was just like hoooow bout nooo ya crazy old wrinky people! so Phft I got my ass out of there! grannys gripping my legs on the way out,! get ittt offf meee! so its back to skool for me i would honestly rather be there than that ( Read more... )

ahoi there! yeah so i was at the alice ...I mean avril gig on thursday, and I swear to god man it was a riiioot!! I have like 5 bruised ribs and a grazed eye! I was at the barrier bit so every one was like pushing i thot i was goin to get halved in two! I was getting groppppped in all directions seriously! I was gettin weell annoyed! it was ( Read more... )

hi there random people whom are readind this! well today I went back into glasgow with mickey! it was a great laff as it always is, and we meet K which is always nice! we also made a new friend from canada who was randomly standing holding a sign! OOOfftt and its crap becoz I'v just remembered i have english homework! which I kind of have to do ( Read more... )