*ducks* That was frozen urine!! now thats just wrong!

[kristeen_j]

*gets out of sleigh* Is this sleigh getting smaller..? damn water retention!! HOO HOO *gets slapped* whaatt noo I didnt call you a hoo jeez!!! Hoo HOo chumlets!! Its been a while I know! but christmas is a busy time of year for a santa like me! Theres all the christmas shopping I have to think about doin! Then theres all the decorations I need to

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merry xmas!

[anonymous]

heya again! just getting attacked by giant inflatable santa whilst typing this hehe merry xmas one n all and another great entry kristeen! spesh the yellow iceball bit hahaha
luv shaz xx
MERRY CHRIMBO!!!

Re: merry xmas!

[kristeen_j]

hah well thank you shaz! and thanks for sendin me a post again! ha yeah deff look out for the inflatable santas they seem to be every where at this time of year who knows why I mean really!!
MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS TO YOU!!! xxx chheers!!

*waves candy cane*

[anonymous]

hey hey christmas kristeen! i think i may join u in the DIY presents chick coz i have NO MONEY WHATSOEVA! i also dont kno what to buy ppl n e ways n cant b bothered thinking about it coz my head hurts! i have this massive assessment 2moz n i dont kno my stuff n my projectis due in on tuesday n i havnt done it! soooo if i go missing in a few days time try looking on the boot of a wee red fiesta that sits in the college carpark kk xXx

Re: *dances on a stocking*

[kristeen_j]

haha *looks in car booot* there shhhheee isss! youuu caaaaaaaaanttt hideeeee!!! anyway have you got any pressennnts amm sure youuu doo!!????? haha yeah DIY one sounds like a plan dont you think! xxx

*knocks out fary on top of christmas tree*

[anonymous]

helllpppp!!! im not hiding jeanette is trying to kill me!!! hahaha i honestly dont have a single present in! its sooo bad im gona wake up on christmas day n be like hmmm morning every1, what are all these presents 4? is it christmas or summit, you should have said n id have got you a weee present!. have u got n e thing in yet? xXx

*knocks out fairy on top of christmas tree*

[anonymous]

ooooops!

you are a mad MOFO

[anonymous]

merry christmas everyone!!!!
'specially you dear
hungover and i canny really be arsed typing much and stuff, so ho ho ho ho ho *gets outs shot gun and kills that damn midget i bought off ebay...the soundtrack to my life sucks, its all bloddy spice girls*
later doll
love moi, xxx

Re: you are a mad MOFO

[kristeen_j]

hahaha! spice girls yes! thank you kassie merry christmas to you! awwww noo hung over! have EGGS! THEY help a hang over! its the only food that dosnt try and crawl back up the way ye know! i hope you feel better! haha! *thros tea cake at mr midget* xxxx

Re: you are a mad MOFO

[anonymous]

dead mr midget now...

Re: you are a mad MOFO

[kristeen_j]

*hugs*

Pancakes!!!

[anonymous]

Ah come on christmas is pants really, my mums gettin the tree and stuff out just now so yeh shes gonna do the scary shout for me to come help *runs*. Noo! Hamilton was great today tho i was talking to some german chick with pink hair, well i think it was a woman she had a deep voice!! and the wee dutch guy gave me pancakes!! i got some left you want them??? watch out tho im addicted special ingredients im thinking!! there mines!!!! anyway yeh im off to get stella i can hear her callin me from the fridge my liver needs punished!!
Toodles!!xx

Re: Pancakes!!!

[kristeen_j]

hahah SHHHMOKE AND A PANCAKE!! yeahh noo I get addicted to things well easy! I'll be rockin in a corner suurrrounded by pancakes!! aaah noo your a stella drinker *dissssowned* xxx

waaaaaw

[anonymous]

hahahaha coinflict yeah, sweet

Re: waaaaaw

[kristeen_j]

hahah yeeeah! *puts on mandals*