*flaots down on big roll* *wire snaps* dammmit my back!

[kristeen_j]

*Rolls out bed* two thousand and who noooooww??!!! Hey followers *crawls out welly boot* Happy new year! gosh we made it! *trumpets sound* *falls into bath holding hair dryer* hmm! so this year I have already been in a car accident ach it wasn;t serious no one got hurt! annnddd nooo I wasn't driving *poses for mug shot* Anyway yeah I also badly

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[anonymous]

heeyy finissh roll girl and ur 9 kids, hahah have u ever actually licked a battery
yeeahh ull be fine on wednesday don't worry about it, just dont take a tambourine or attempt to make any rooms happy..oo btw 30 year old jona send her love! apart from that all bribes will be welcome
woo sent a post sent a post sent a post..and I am bracin myself for all kinds of slaggin Kristeen thanks in advance!
back to austin powers n attemptin to put pen to paper
xxxx

slaggin comin ur way doll hah kiddin!

[kristeen_j]

hah yes I have licked a battery mm tasty! haha yas hey jonna big sexy bitch! 30 year old pervert!! *feels violated* hah sent a post sent a post! well done yes! only took you about a year and a half so now I have 10 kids!! seee what happens when ur slow! I have more kids thats what happens! xxxx
cheers!

[_endless_dark_]

fucking hell u get some amount of comments btw! lol!! helloo =p

*plays fiddle*

[kristeen_j]

haha hey, yer I know I'll pay them later! nah kiddin its all of their own free will!! freeee will I say *loads shot gun* freee willlll!! You have well loads of pics on ur lj man I am havin like issues trying to get just one up damn you woman! wooot thanks for posting yas! *ticks name off list* xxx

[aurora_enkeli]

I realised I do actually have something worthwhile to say !

I had a you moment at the bus stop: this guy turned round and told me he farted then told me that he was just out of prison, I was like "And those are related how exactly ?" then I realised it was something that would happen to you.

You aren't the only one who has pictured the giant floating roll, I've done it once or twice. It's like a line in a certain movie-

"I have a hunch ...I just hope I'm wrong."

It basically sounds like he is saying he is a hunch back ...except not in Notradame....*runs off shouting "the bells, the bells"*

[kristeen_j]

hahahaha!! no but I mean am the jinxed queen of all the jinxed! i mean I am! stalked by a two foot midget with no teeth and a strange dog called denis i mean score and a half there fuck! my msn cut off there oh how i love it so! hah what? hah ayey aye *cough* pervert *cough*
ta fir postin doll *scuds with live chicken*

[aurora_enkeli]

Hey! Whats with the live chicken *pulls feather from hair* I feel it better to stick to rubber animals *launches rubber cow ...ducks from falling Ranch-glitter*

I'm soooo not a pervert *hides stained t-shirt* haha nah I'm kidding ...as long as you disregard the incestuous connotations of my icon and well ...everything about me really oh dear yes I'll be quiet now.

*steals your roll and floats off on it*

*shifffttty eyes*

[kristeen_j]

NooOOo perverts arnt allowed to float on rolls get back here and pose for your mug shot! hah yeah I decided that I would just hit you with live things now!!
gaaaawddd avril lovin perverts today eh! lock them up I say, lock them up!

[g_eye_joe]

You never post on this any more i see...in case you egt this e mail though, is this Kristeen that I know (you know Scott, i am Alistair or - reluctantly - known as Ali)?