So, you tell me... a little too much, or absolute genius? Personally, I'm leaning toward a little too much...
Deep Fried BUTTER

That being said, I'm anxiously awaiting getting to the MD Renaissance Festival this year where nearly everything is deep fried (cheesecake, pickles, and cheese being my favorites) and on a stick. :D

...but even though I'm not that clever, they're worth passing on... Enjoy! :D ( Read more... )

Amusing gmail chat I want to remember ( Read more... )

I think it is insanity that people in America can spend so much money on drugs just to keep their dicks hard while there are so many people dying from curable diseases elsewhere.

This is part of a chat we had today ( Read more... )

1. I have an extensive keychain collection, which I started in elementary school. I currently have over 300 keychains, a backpack and two bags full. I once dreamed of owning one of every type of keychain in the world, but, seeing the impossibility of that dream, I will settle for as many as I can get my hands on. Any type of keychain, from minature ( Read more... )

Right now I need to remember not to hit the fucktards who work in the id badge office with a chair Jerry Springer style. >/
My id badge broke, and they won't just replace it... I need to jump through a bunch of bullshit hoops and fill out a bunch of bullshit paperwork.

I'm pissed.

Okay. Sorry about that. Much to my relief/mild embarrassment, David and I are back together, at least for now. I hope this works.

This was the weirdest breakup ever.

I broke up with David on Friday night. This sucks. It's been coming for a while, but that doesn't make it any easier. I just was miserable in the relationship, have been for a while now, and Friday I was quite simply done. As much as I love him, I just can't do it anymore.

I'm very sad.

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