Dear myheritage.com; Your website is powered by satan. You are all assholes. I do not look like Jason Biggs. Go skullfuck your mother. Sincerely; bouncycat
You TOTALLY look like Jenna Elfman. I'd almost go as far as saying she looks like you, but I imagine she was here first... I could see the Michelle Pfeiffer, or possibly even Allison Hannigan.
I, on the other hand, look like:
1. Martin Luther King, Jr. 2. Ian Wright
and
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
So, either I'm very black, or I'm a built austrian. I think I might try it again with a different picture.
Sweet Jesus, it gets worse. I did it again, and got:
1. Andriy Chevchenko 2. Billy Bob Thornton 3. Luciano Pavarotti 4. Lloyd Bridges 5. Ringo Starr 6. Jennifer Capriati (I have a beard in my photo, WTF?) 7. Lou Reed
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motherfuckin Cruella DeVill.
2. Jennifer Love-Hewett
motherfuckin bullshit
3. Jason Biggs
MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
JASON BIGGS?!?!
Dear myheritage.com;
Your website is powered by satan. You are all assholes. I do not look like Jason Biggs. Go skullfuck your mother.
Sincerely;
bouncycat
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I, on the other hand, look like:
1. Martin Luther King, Jr.
2. Ian Wright
and
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
So, either I'm very black, or I'm a built austrian. I think I might try it again with a different picture.
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1. Andriy Chevchenko
2. Billy Bob Thornton
3. Luciano Pavarotti
4. Lloyd Bridges
5. Ringo Starr
6. Jennifer Capriati (I have a beard in my photo, WTF?)
7. Lou Reed
The bouncycat says I do look like Pavarotti...
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