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[kristonious]

damn fucking drama filled kids... fucking hell... i was so stoned and it all went away just because of some stupid people.
ps
Tara, Sara, Cyrus, and whoever the fuck else was there lastnight... i didn't fuck Mike... i should have though just to piss yall off... fuck you i'm a lesbian

Comments

[djsparklez]

didnt you have sex with ken though?

[kristonious]

yes but i was talking about this dude named mike

[kristonious]

oh you were talking about the lesbian thing
yeah i fuck guys but just for pleasure

Um, wait, you are? I thought... ok, sweet. Rock on wit dat!

[eoshasexploded]

Hells yah, you mother's trucker!
Rock on wit dat!
Because there was this girl named Anna Lee
goddamn! she looked like a tree
but damn that girl wouldn't let her be
she liked to taste and see
this girl named Anna Lee! Lee! Lee!
She always stole the scene
on the Rocky Horror screen (that is!)
rocking as Columbia to a T (you see!)
she always had the scream
right before the tap dancing scence
she could do those move while dancing to N'Sync
this girl named Anna Lee! Lee! Lee!
so this girl who couldn't let her be
well her name was Ingrid G
she loved that twiggy tree
even though she was promised to be
with someone else you see (the tree! the tree!)
but she went astray, left her other floating in a sea
of tears without even whispering "I love you"
And it is why, all because of those tap dancing moves
those hips that groove
her body so smooth
that Ingrid G. deluded the one she loved.

Sorry I am just a little bit stoned and highly creative.

Re: Um, wait, you are? I thought... ok, sweet. Rock on wit dat!

[eoshasexploded]

Oh forgot the disclaimer... this is not based on any true story that I have personally experienced but one in which a relative of mine did. Ohm wait scratch that. The people and events that are portrayed in this poem, song, lyrics, or whatever are not real and any similarities are totally coincidental. Thank you. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Witness Protection Program and the Russian Mafia. Please be kind, REWIND!

Re: Um, wait, you are? I thought... ok, sweet. Rock on wit dat!

[kristonious]

nice Aurora... very nice

[theboyiam]

i hate when people blow my high. on another note since when did you become a lesbian. (i missed something)

[kristonious]

oh well you know that i don't fuck with relationships with guys... i just have sex

except you my love

Uhh..

[hxc_kyd]

Yeah.. this is Tara.. and I never said you fucked Mike so believe what you will. I don't get involved in stupid ass shit like that.. but obviously you think I do and you're very fuckewd wrong. (: