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Things about things (x-post from newsku.blogspot.com)
Apropos of nothing, I'm now, finally, properly hyped for Metal Gear Sold 4. The extraordinary, all-encompassing wall of hype finally penetrated my cynical defenses. What was once a healthy, socially acceptable enthusiasm has metastasized into something else, something dangerous ( Read more... ) -
unfinished short story #1
Three days after I pitched a no-hitter for the Nippon Ham Fighters and a few hours before I learned that my left eye had popped out of my skull, I had a dream ( Read more... ) -
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I cut my own hair for the second time since I refuted paying people for haircuts. This is on the grounds that my hair looks stupid no matter what ( Read more... ) -
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Three kitchen-sized trash bags reside in my closet. I guess they've been around for a couple months; I don't remember when I shoved 'em back there. They haphazardly lie next to the wardrobe and underneath a Byzantine network of jackets and t-shirts and stolen high school athletic property and unused wire hangers. And the bags, they're... a ( Read more... ) -
can you parachute twenty-five miles and survive?
I've been having major difficulties writing lately. To illustrate, I'll admit that I rewrote the previous sentence fourteen times before settling on "I've been having major difficulties writing lately," and I still think that fairly benign declaration is a terrible way to begin a blog post ( Read more... ) -
Review: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Legend
I just wrote this longwinded rambling thing about LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER LEGEND -- love that title! -- and tried to post it under the user-review section at a rival website (Gamespot). It fucked up my paragraph breaks. So F that.
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I'm playing around here, with my mad blogging haxorz skillz. so this is a test. -
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Uh... hey.
Don't expect "blog posts" or "emo-kid whining."
Expect to see a lot more editorial content from me elsewhere before too long. I still want to write lewd comments on all your blogs, though. So I needed another account here.