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[krystal_harris]

A one-way ticket to Calcutta only costs $7,125.17

Comments

[k_richardson]

I left my heart in San Francisco

[krystal_harris]

I left my purse on the train once.

You should come over to my place right now and let me put curlers in your hair and we can sit up all night and play Mystery Date and have a grand time of it all.

Or you could come get me and help me find a place that sells custard this late because I really want some custard won't you help me find some custard?

Hi. I heart you.

[k_richardson]

You're not touching my hair. I'm afraid it will go blonde if you do. So let's do custard.

Want to ride on the back of my motorcycle?

[krystal_harris]

Gentlemen prefer blondes! Marilyn said so!

Can I call you the Fonz?

[nickolas_carter]

:-*

[krystal_harris]

Kissy faces don't make me forget about kinky pixie stix sex >:O

[nickolas_carter]

Mmmm pixie stix. Thanks for saying that, I almost forgot that we ran out.

[brianlittrell]

You love us, and our sexy selves. Don't try and hide it! Your on the next plane out aren't you?

[krystal_harris]

At the moment I'm trying to pick out some bed sheets to make my nun garbs out of. I'm looking into more porous sheets seeing as Calcutta is hot most of the time and I'll need my garbs to allow fresh air in, lest I smolder.

[brianlittrell]

Well I don't think it'll work too well. I can't see you passing as a nun.

[krystal_harris]

>:O I will be the nunniest nun you have ever nunned!