My plans for moving to Calcutta are going quite nicely. They were delayed somewhat by Kevin's custard call yesterday, but have no fear little Calcuttians, Krystal is on her way to cure you of hunger, illiteracy, and leprosy! Single handedly I shall change the world, you'll see ( Read more... )

A one-way ticket to Calcutta only costs $7,125.17 ( Read more... )

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When I walked in the door last night I remember thinking to myself "well, this isn't nearly half as bad as those two made it sound." It was very quiet. Almost... too quiet. They were both sitting down across from each other, not talking or arguing, just sitting. Staring. It freaked me out so I went and sat down on the coffee table between them. We ( Read more... )

I feel lost. It never fails for me to come back to that ( Read more... )

I'm a big Broadway star ( Read more... )

Feh ( Read more... )

You are cool
You are the best
You'd look hot
In a wedding dress

You're my Nick
I love you lots
And it's not because
You are hot

I love you when
You're caring and kind
I even love you
When you lose your mind

So remember this
And do so well
Cause if you don't
You'll go to Hell

I totally deserved a Grammy with writing skills like that.

I'm really beginning to think the only place I have left to run that's not a war zone right now is by Howie's side.

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!? WHY IS NO ONE THINKING OF THE CHILDREN!

God damn it.

1. My natural hair color is blonde and my eyes really are blue ( Read more... )