hoy.
yea.
you now who you are.
stop reading this!

aaaannnddd buffelo is NOT my homeslice.
i was confused when i wrote it.

wheLp, i leave foR PaRis on ThuRsday! reaLLi exciteD!
but i haven't staRteD packing, i don't know an ounce of fRench, &my bRotheR cuRRentLy has an expiRed passport.

yhepp. i'm set to go. [sarcasm. leaRn it.]

PearLs o' Wisdom:[*] steFF says to leave my razoR at home b/c European women don't shave ( Read more... )

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caution:this is rated pg-13 for the excessive use of profanity & miLd sexuaL theme. not suggested for chiLdren under 13.

HOLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

so i was on my way downstairs [where was i going u ask? where eLse? to do what i do best: stuff my face] and i saw the maiL on the bannister. so i started sifting through them [not realli ( Read more... )

i.m never giving steFF cake again.! she let it ROT! =*(

i don.t like stupid freshmen that think they.re the shit.
...got into a fight with one..GraWr.

here.s a littLe picture my friend made. [she was wearing a chopstick in her hair]

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Signs that u suck at paddLebaLL1. There.s two of you [Me&BuffeL] versus only 1 [count them: ONE] person and u STILL loose ( Read more... )

im too lazy...christmas pictures on my xanga! goo looky! lmao and courtney, watch u come over when we take the snowman down from the lawn lmao.

www.xanga.com/ProfessionalBum

Guys!! Ro, Chris, & Ami just dropped by and Ro gave me her pwesent!! it.s my first BuiLd-a-BeaR!!! yay!!! i was SO excited! and it.s so sweet b/c i don.t even rememebr teLLing her, but she remembered that my middLe naMe was Krizzy! and so she named the beAr KrizzY! awwww!! i think i.m set for tonight. I.m going to watch my OrLando bLoom [thanx ( Read more... )

hey kristina, it`s your wifey, the cauca-z-n, i love you sooo much, even though you cheat on me with JILL sometimes. jill, you got some competition, sweety =P. kristina, you`re so cute when you act like an idiot cough24/7cough. bwahahaha. i bought you a walis for christmas and a hardy supply of cornbeef and spam! enjoy =]

<33steff

ps i am ( Read more... )