well, what did they say in that shitty James Bond movie, Christmas comes but once a year...unless she's fucking James Bond, then she doesn't come at all, but just gets the herpes simplex virus.
Sorry I didn't call while I was down south. Craziness and an inability to make surefire plans abounded. Next time, we will drink Whiskey and yell at each other. Mark my words.
effing x-masmoderngarbageDecember 26 2008, 15:42:09 UTC
Mmmmm... fucking christmas! Just as long as we don't "dawn we now our gay apparel" i'm down. Being pegged by a sexy elf with a candycane strapon chafes the wreath, if you know what I mean... and I know you do.
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Sorry I didn't call while I was down south. Craziness and an inability to make surefire plans abounded. Next time, we will drink Whiskey and yell at each other. Mark my words.
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