Fucking....FUCK, I'm hung over. I have to wonder sometimes when will I grow out of this. I have to assume that I am not going to be playing P&A and eating pancakes at four in the morning when I am thirty. But maybe I will. Maybe you never grow out of this. Maybe abusing yourself with alcohol is part of the human experience, and it never truly goes ( Read more... )

I love the little situations in life that make me catch that slight glimmer of hope, and faith in the unexpected. My favorite types of people are those who are inspired by uncommon events, and have the inner fortitude to be an individual. I am a free thinker, though I have very formed sometimes offensive opinions; and I live for making connections ( Read more... )

Honestly, I question whether or not I'm a good lay, but I KNOW I give a great fucking blow job ( Read more... )

The human condition amazes me sometimes...how we are so capable of such a wide variety of emotions at any given time and how we never fail to recognize each and every single one as it washes over us. The irony is that most of us can see it coming yet we seem to have no control over it. It amuses me that we all seem to have such a strong self ( Read more... )

It's funny how faces ( Read more... )

Here is how I see it. It's not a big deal. It's not the low light of your life. It's not just the time you have to kill until your next romantic quest. It just is. And more people should take a stab at it now and again ( Read more... )

Proper etiquette at social gatherings, a tricky business at the best of times. Say theres an entire tray of gooey delicious cookies sitting on the counter. One by one they disappear, until you glance over and there is but a lone surviving cookie sitting amongst its comrades crumbs. There will appear to be some kind of magical force field ( Read more... )

Meet Casey ( Read more... )

I'm usually all about having deep philosophical conversations...just not at 8:00 a.m. on Monday morning after a 3 day weekend drinking extravaganza....but like it or not my job does sometimes require some counseling or at the very least a ear to listen...needless to say this was one of those "sometimes" as I approached my office this morning I ( Read more... )

They say that everyone has a great story in them to tell. So, why doesn't everyone has a book on the New York Times Best Sellers List ( Read more... )