This livejournal program is really swanky. It's got pictures and words and everything. Just like mama used to compile ( Read more... )

I think I'd like to devote my life to lowering the general quality of life in the universe. There's really no reason for it; it's just pure, unjustifiable, unadulterated evil. I <3 evil ( Read more... )

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I've changed my picture to one that fits me much less accurately. Eeeeexcellent ( Read more... )

I WILL KILL YOU ALL

Dear Alex,

Congratulations! You have been admitted to MIT. A letter and
certificate will follow by snail mail. If you have applied for
financial aid, you will hear shortly from the Financial Aid Office
with their award.

We hope you will choose to join us on campus in the fall.

Best regards,
Joanne Cummings

HMM83: you can't not like someone just cuz they do your 'thing' ten times better than you ( Read more... )

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I LOVE YOU BUT I AM A JEDI AND WE ARE LIVING LIES AND BUT I LOVE YOU AND JEDI AND YOU PUT ME IN ETERNAL PAIN AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JEDI LIES JESUS FUCK KILL ME

Tim-Mon-Hum-Mal-Neu ascended to demigod-hood.
4596762 points, 3260 creatures, 117 killer bees.