After a 13 hour work day and a few big mistakes later, all I can handle is that I am slowing coming to terms with the fact that olives do not completely suck.

And also, what the fuck?

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You know you're a little bit disturbed when a person is brought up in conversation, you immediately ask if there facebook is public or private.

I have  5 vacation days that I have to use by July 1st.

tell me where. tell me when.

anyone got the goods on AFA yet? I know bout my team, but im interested in so many other kids. I lost iel access when i graduated- I hear its posted somewhere.

Congrats to babies I've heard about, and those I've yet to hear about!

 When people's resume lists that they were runner up homecoming king senior year, I don't know if I'm supposed to hate them or love them.

 I'm so bored that I just played with tape for a 30 minutes. Then came here to tell you all about it.

Tomorrow I sign a lease to live for a year in wicker park with my new friend Brynn. We are excited. Mostly, here's the apt: Open floor plan, two bedroom 1 bath (i have a really ass-small room with big closet, she has a huge room with small closet), jacuzzi tub in a huge bathroom, in unit washer dryer, gas fireplace, ginormous ceilings complete w/ ( Read more... )

Some people post poems, some people post videos, and ralph posts things that only make my heart cry every second.
German internet cannibal begins murder trial

Staff and agencies
Wednesday December 3, 2003
Guardian Unlimited

A German man accused of killing, dismembering and eating the flesh of another man who he met through the internet went on trial ( Read more... )

want to smash genitals?

WHOOho im employed remove your top shirt ( Read more... )

I'd pay to see Albus Dumbledore and David Copperfield make love. Also make motorcycles fly. But that's a whole different show.